Match each smoothie type with its definition.
| Smoothie Type | Definition |
|---|---|
| TK Smoothie | What you call it when someone gives you a coupon for a free blended fruit drink, but the coupon has already expired |
| OK Smoothie | A blended fruit drink given to attendees of a particular comedy show |
| JK Smoothie | A blended fruit drink passed out by NRA lobbyists to the congresspeople they |
| JFK Smoothie | The blended fruit drink Lehi might make using only the fruit of the tree of life, rejecting any nonwhite fruit |
| KKK Smoothie | A blended fruit drink business that has ceased striving for excellence and has embraced its mediocrity |
| AK(-47) Smoothie | A blended fruit drink business run by two families with long Mormon histories: the Tanners and the Kimballs |
| CK Smoothie | What you get when you pay for your blended fruit drink with pounds rather than dollars, euros, or yen |
| UK Smoothie | A blended fruit drink you get at the airport in New York when your flight was diverted from LaGuardia |
The only one I thought I knew was the TK smoothie, but the definition for that one is not on the list.
OTOH, what does match up with TK Smoothie is gut-bustingly hilarious, on many levels. Well played, Ziff.
GC. My wife thinks George Clooney is a “smoothie”.
TK Smoothie
A blended fruit drink business run by two families with long Mormon histories: the Tanners and the Kimballs
OK Smoothie
A blended fruit drink business that has ceased striving for excellence and has embraced its mediocrity
JK Smoothie
A blended fruit drink given to attendees of a particular comedy show
JFK Smoothie
A blended fruit drink you get at the airport in New York when your flight was diverted from LaGuardia
KKK Smoothie
The blended fruit drink Lehi might make using only the fruit of the tree of life, rejecting any nonwhite fruit
AK(-47) Smoothie
A blended fruit drink passed out by NRA lobbyists to the congresspeople they own rent lobby, both as a reminder of the usefulness of their products, and as a threat
CK Smoothie
What you call it when someone gives you a coupon for a free blended fruit drink, but the coupon has already expired
UK Smoothie
What you get when you pay for your blended fruit drink with pounds rather than dollars, euros, or yen
Seems the most logical, but I’ll need someone to explain the CK smoothie, as that was simply pairing the two items leftover…
Sorry my items are a bit obscure, Hedgehog. I meant CK Smoothie to go with the comedy show (because of Louis CK) and JK Smoothie to go with the expired coupon (Here’s a free smoothie! J/K!)
This is great, Ziff! Thanks for the laugh.
My attempt at adding something:
LK smoothie: A blended drink famously consumed by President Hinckley on a late-night talk show
BK smoothie: A blended drink that is paired with cheeseburgers
Thanks for that explanation Ziff.
I’d never heard of Louis CK, though I was slightly concerned that JK didn’t fit properly with the ‘particular’ in your smoothie description.
AKA Smoothie: a smoothie in disguise as a cup of coffee
IDK Smoothie: the smoothie of choice for nineteenth-century anti-Catholics