Types of Smoothies Quiz

 

Match each smoothie type with its definition.

Smoothie Type Definition
TK Smoothie What you call it when someone gives you a coupon for a free blended fruit drink, but the coupon has already expired
OK Smoothie A blended fruit drink given to attendees of a particular comedy show
JK Smoothie A blended fruit drink passed out by NRA lobbyists to the congresspeople they own rent lobby, both as a reminder of the usefulness of their products, and as a threat
JFK Smoothie The blended fruit drink Lehi might make using only the fruit of the tree of life, rejecting any nonwhite fruit
KKK Smoothie A blended fruit drink business that has ceased striving for excellence and has embraced its mediocrity
AK(-47) Smoothie A blended fruit drink business run by two families with long Mormon histories: the Tanners and the Kimballs
CK Smoothie What you get when you pay for your blended fruit drink with pounds rather than dollars,  euros, or yen
UK Smoothie A blended fruit drink you get at the airport in New York when your flight was diverted from LaGuardia

8 comments / Add your comment below

  1. TK Smoothie
    A blended fruit drink business run by two families with long Mormon histories: the Tanners and the Kimballs

    OK Smoothie
    A blended fruit drink business that has ceased striving for excellence and has embraced its mediocrity

    JK Smoothie
    A blended fruit drink given to attendees of a particular comedy show

    JFK Smoothie
    A blended fruit drink you get at the airport in New York when your flight was diverted from LaGuardia

    KKK Smoothie
    The blended fruit drink Lehi might make using only the fruit of the tree of life, rejecting any nonwhite fruit

    AK(-47) Smoothie
    A blended fruit drink passed out by NRA lobbyists to the congresspeople they own rent lobby, both as a reminder of the usefulness of their products, and as a threat

    CK Smoothie
    What you call it when someone gives you a coupon for a free blended fruit drink, but the coupon has already expired

    UK Smoothie
    What you get when you pay for your blended fruit drink with pounds rather than dollars,  euros, or yen

    Seems the most logical, but I’ll need someone to explain the CK smoothie, as that was simply pairing the two items leftover…




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  2. Sorry my items are a bit obscure, Hedgehog. I meant CK Smoothie to go with the comedy show (because of Louis CK) and JK Smoothie to go with the expired coupon (Here’s a free smoothie! J/K!)




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  3. This is great, Ziff! Thanks for the laugh.

    My attempt at adding something:

    LK smoothie: A blended drink famously consumed by President Hinckley on a late-night talk show
    BK smoothie: A blended drink that is paired with cheeseburgers




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  4. Thanks for that explanation Ziff.
    I’d never heard of Louis CK, though I was slightly concerned that JK didn’t fit properly with the ‘particular’ in your smoothie description.




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