Conference and the Saturday Night Session Selector

With the Church’s announcement that this April’s Conference will feature a women’s session, many members have been left puzzling at the General Authorities’ rationale for handling of the Saturday night session. Last year, they first announced that the session would be discontinued, but then later brought it back as a fifth general session. All this came after the Saturday night session was for many years always a priesthood session, but was then switched in 2018 to an alternating priesthood and women’s session.

Here at ZD, we are pleased to share that we have learned the explanation for these seemingly random changes. Below is a photo leaked to us from a source deep in Church administration that appears to show President Nelson drumming up excitement before he spins the Saturday Night Selector wheel to decide what the Church will do for the upcoming Conference.

 

6 comments

  1. Ban ice cream? Heresy. But shuffling Q15 seniority would prove um… interesting.

  2. It would be! And I agree. If the GAs think asking people to mask and vaccinate is bringing pushback, they’ll be shocked at the revolt that occurs when they ban ice cream! Better hope the wheel never ends up on that space!

  3. You’ve got “ordain women” right next to “polygamy again.” I don’t know whether to laugh or cry!

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