For context, read comments on this Church Newsroom post about GAs getting vaccinated for COVID.
As a faithful Latter-day Saint, I was deeply saddened to discover the following image on the Church’s own website.
I am very disappointed to discover Church leaders–the men who I sustain as prophets, seers, and revelators–wading into such a politically fraught topic as hand washing without considering the effects of their words. I am especially disappointed to see repentance, a sacred gospel principle, being analogized with hand-washing, a wholly Satanic activity.
My family and I are deeply committed anti-hand-washers. We have not arrived at this conclusion lightly. We have done our research, and we will not be swayed by wicked and controlling government agencies such as the CDC, with their attempts to steal our liberty by forcing hand-washing on us.
Consider the following:
- In the New Testament, the wicked Pontius Pilate washed his hands before ordering the killing of our Lord and Savior, even Jesus the Christ.
- The scriptures also teach that Jesus himself washed the feet, but not the hands of his disciples. Should we not follow his holy example? To wash the wrong appendages is to make a mockery of the Savior.
- Grasping governments and communistic bodies such as the UN encourage hand-washing to stop the spread of disease such as COVID. How did humanity survive the thousands of years before such government mandates? We prefer to rely on our bodies’ God-given immune systems.
- Hand-washing only encourages our immune systems to become weaker by depriving them of the challenges they need to protect us against the evil infections of the world. We will not allow ourselves to become weaklings!
- Consider the powerful hand soap lobby, which has its hands in so many government pockets and its voices in so many government ears. Surely we cannot trust what any government says when it is influenced by such powers.
- And what of the ingredients in hand soaps? Widely-circulated YouTube videos make clear that they are developed using aborted babies.
- Further YouTube videos make clear that long-term usage of hand soap can actually erase our fingerprints, which will make our Lord Jesus Christ unable to call us up at the Day of Resurrection.
- I am personally aware of a number of people who have washed their hands and then died not long thereafter. The connection could not be more clear.
- It is also clear from my YouTube research that hand soap testing on animals kills them 100% of the time. It is only because of our stronger immune system that humans are able to bear it for some length of time, but those who consistently expose themselves to such poison are surely playing with fire!
- As the Book of Revelation prophesies, in order to buy or sell, people are now forced through shaming and social pressure to receive this unholy Mark of the Beast in their hands through hand-washing.
- The time will surely soon come that, as Revelation also teaches, people will be required to expand the Mark of the Beast by washing their foreheads as well. Once government control is instituted in one area, it will inevitably be spread to others.
- My family believes in faith over fear. As the Book of Mark teaches, we do not fear drinking (nor touching with our hands) any deadly thing not because of our trust in the arm and hand of flesh, but because of our faith in Christ Jesus.
- The Lord’s Law of Health–the Word of Wisdom–makes no mention of hand-washing. The Word of Wisdom is good enough for me. Why is it not sufficient for the faithless masses?
- The washing of hands is said to protect others more than it does the washer, as it prevents germ transmission from one person to another. I have learned from the writings of Ezra Taft Benson that professed concern for others is nothing more than an opening for socialism to be forced down our throats!
- If others fall ill from a disease transmitted from my unwashed hands, they should put their own house in order before condemning me. Any such people likely suffered from pre-existing conditions that made them more vulnerable–conditions such as frequent hand-washing that weakened their immune systems, as referenced above.
I have been saddened to discover that the world’s pattern of shaming my and my family’s choice rather than respecting our liberties, has now infected the Church as well. My children have been shamed for refusing to wash their hands after using the restroom, both at church meetings and at church activities. I myself have experienced this at the temple, which should be a holy place free from judgment about each other’s medical choices. My spouse and I have made the righteous decision to home school our children to protect them from the wickedness of the constant drumbeat of handwashing taught in public schools, and prior to the pandemic, were considering moving to home churching as well.
Many righteous souls have recognized COVID for being a Gadianton scam designed by Democrat politicians to control the true patriots who love liberty. Even those who have so recognized it, though, have mostly strained at the gnat of mask-wearing, while they swallow the camel of increased emphasis on hand-washing. As the scriptures teach, truly many are called but few are chosen.
That looks suspiciously like Ivory soap, which is a Proctor and Gamble product, which…well, you know….
https://tulsaworld.com/archive/believer-clings-to-procter-gamble-rumor/article_44d1a543-8971-5db9-b7e4-cbb3f4a23e86.html
(I can’t make heads or tails of the article itself, but perhaps that’s appropriate.)
It’s clear that hand washing weakens the immune system, and probably causes Covid. Everyone I know that has contacted the disease had washed their hands multiple times in the days leading to their infection. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
Love it! I wonder if people hear themselves in this nonsense.
Hahahahahahaha! I love this.
True. And think of the telling brand names – Ivory (cruelty to animals), Johnson and Johnson – a CLEAR celebration of male-male sexual contact. Proctor and GAMBLE which we know is wrong. I’d feel better about Mrs. Meyer if it were SISTER Meyer. Dial has the word “die” built right in. Method means being really committed to acting I.e lying and seeking to deceive.
If you have ears to hear, it is plain to see.
Last Lemming, Rockwell, and Em, thanks for your contributions! The disturbing trends are unending!
Cynthia and E, thanks!
I love me a little tongue in cheek. Bravo! lol
I read on Blaze News the new Gates Foundation funded hand soap actually contains tiny GPS microchips that penetrate your skin and allows Bill Gates to track your location at all times. As for me and my house we will not soap or lave.
Every word of this is gospel – even the Johnson & Johnson part – but Susanne, really, tongues are to always remain in the middle area of the mouth hiding behind the lower teeth. Tongues in cheeks are strictly forbidden.
This is awesome.
Should go well in the community, once you get it onto an appropriate site.
Well said. And don’t forget that “washing my hands” of something is a well known expression among English speaking peoples as a veritable synonym for avoiding responsibility for something, instead of taking responsibility. Washing our hands may be part of the plan to destroy our agency and freedoms. In today’s world we need more people who will stand up and take responsibility. We need more people who refuse to wash their hands.
Washing hands is more then just figuratively playing with fire. Soap is literally made from the waste products of fire. Think about that for a minute. The *waste* products of *fire*. Soap is just a product invented to sell a waste product that would otherwise be too caustic to dispose off. Could it be any clearer that scrubbing our hands with this vile product is harmful to out physical as well as spiritual self when we rub the waste residue of fire on our hands?
It makes me think of the time when the Pharisees challenged our Lord and Savior by saying: “Why do thy disciples transgress the tradition of the elders? for they wash not their hands when they eat bread,” and he told those filthy hand washers: “Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.” That seems like a pretty straightforward condemnation of hand washing to me. And speaking of following the holy example of the Lord Jesus, next time you go to the temple, bring a whip and drive out those profane, judgemental people who looked down on your refusal to participate in hand washing. Trust me, they will stop worrying so much about your hands when you do.
As an adamant never-masker, “anti-social-distance” heretic, anti-vaxxer, and de-facto house-arrest repeat-violator, in the next-most vulnerable age-group, I’ve got to admit that this was hilarious. Right up the alley of the Babylon Bee. Some of the points do indeed make you rethink your thinking, some are complete “apples-to-oranges” comparison invalidities, some are just wildly hysteric absurdum ad reductio, mingled with false premises and illogical fallacies and the philosophies of the conned. Which is all part of making it so funny, while anyone who actually “follows the science” can shoot enough holes into it to make a good facsimile of swiss cheese. But, thanks for this one ~ well done on the pseudo-gospel funny bone ! (I’m stealing this one to use among my group of fellow geezer scam-demic agnostics…)