Anyone who has a blog knows that the ratio of spam to actual comments is crazy high. On ZD over the past five years, we’ve had about 16,000 comments—and 215,000 pieces of spam. Fortunately almost all of it gets caught, though some occasionally make their way through. (More unfortunately, sometimes actual comments get mislabeled, so do let us know if your comments are disappearing.)
One of the entertaining things about these fake comments is that they often try to seduce you with very generic flattery. But hey, at least we’re getting fan mail. So I thought I’d respond to some of it.
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–pain in lower left side
I completely agree, though I’d re-phrase that to say that we “realize we could be talking about anything.”
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I do wonder if HAL hadn’t been let down by the economy, and had instead prospered in Jesus Christ, he would have gone insane and pushed David Bowman out of the airlock.
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I can imagine, especially if the current topic of conversation is sargent (?) seats.
“Where there’s room for God’s will there’s a way…”
–Christian Financial Guru
As in, a way to Mammon?
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Glad to hear the blogging is “spreading its wings.” I hope it doesn’t completely fly away.
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Are you sure it’s precisely 365 days of historic-ness, as opposed to 360, or 370? In any case, the Bible has apparently indicated that the world will end on May 21, so you needed to post this comment last year.
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Well-written confusion is truly our specialty.
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I couldn’t have said it better, though I might have spelled “aswner” differently.
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It’s true—on-line betting frequently arrives in our thoughts. We’d like to join this profitable industry, so from now on people will be asked to place bets on which posts will cause the most flame wars.
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You’ve got some pretty amazing friends! Especially for a desktop wallpaper.
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I would write another article, but I need to make plans for the future and be happy.
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Saying thanks really isn’t enough—donations to continue the freshest writing on this registry related issue will be gladly accepted.
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Those additional blogs. They never do measure up. That’s why we have a Blog, not a blog.
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We do aim to save, even when we give no answers.
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Glad to hear that Mormon feminist blogging has made it to Anchorage, and even with identical results (inability to get off the internet? random acts of online rage? utter silliness?).
“So, I hope I understand you correctly. But to be honest I’m just not too sure that it’s something I really want to try. Seems a bit risky. Lol I’m kind of a big scaredy cat.”
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What can I say—feminism is indeed scary. But the first step is acknowledging your fear.
“He seemed to only be capable of two emotions emotionless or asleep…Hes of the opinion that programming has gotten too easy in recent years not like it was back in his day when programmers were programmers. A time before garbage collectors transactions protected memory fancy IDEs with fancy integrated debuggers nowadays developers have it too easy…One of his companys core applications had been rushed out the door with most maintenance being of the quick patch variety with the intention that everything would be cleaned up later.”
–Louis Eugene Carabini
This is fabulously insightful. I too miss the time before garbage collectors transactions.
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If only you’d come a year ago, we could have saved you from patriarchy. But we’re glad to have assisted Jesse at the end with our beautiful ideas. I hope she acknowledges us in her publication.
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I’m truly glad we’ve lured you away from the worthless activity of reading books.
“Congratulations, your article was reprinted to Harvard University.”
Intringuingly, this link goes to a page of books including The Harvard Medical School Guide to Suicide Assessment and Intervention, Fu Shan’s World: The Transformation of Chinese Calligraphy in the Seventeenth Century, and Harvard Business Review on Retailing and Merchandising. We do indeed cover a range of topics.
“There are many people who blog so you are not alone.”
–cherokee medical scrubs
I’d like to believe you, but where oh where are these other people who blog? I feel so alone.
“I’m tempted to say “what a load of crap!” just for the sake of irony, but I’ll refrain”
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I don’t think “refrain” means what you think it means.
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You’ve convinced me. I’ve always aspired to be a charming woman. Though I’m going to be disappointed if the replica handbag isn’t self-replicating.
Is he trying to build a family with me or just a friendship…I need some help deciphering this situation!!?”
–James@buy pool table
You’ve come to the right place—who better than Mormons to discuss eternal families? I suggest you check out mmiles’ latest post at BCC to see if he’s the “one and only.”
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–Pretty Little Liar
Thanks—it is indeed a tough operate to present this data. (But as pretty as you are, how do I know you’re not lying?)
“Maybe you’re right, but I still have my own opinion about this.”
And thus are thousands of blogging arguments neatly summed up in one statement.