Zelophehad’s Daughters

Chicken Patriarch Soup for the Soul

Posted by Kiskilili

Why did the Chicken Patriarch cross the road?

To get to the other preside.

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What did the Chicken Patriarch say to Chicken Little when the sky fell?

Felix culpa.

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How did the Chicken Patriarch continue running around after it lost its head?

Its body was controlled by its neck, since the neck controls the head.

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Chicken Cordon Patriarchy:

Take one chicken patriarch.  Pluck.  Remove head from gluteus maximus; discard.  Cook till tender and enjoy.  (There’s no need to stuff, as this bird comes prestuffed with baloney.)

11 Responses to “Chicken Patriarch Soup for the Soul”

  1. 1.

    ROFLMAO!!!!

    (Esp. #1)

  2. 2.

    Most awesomest thing ever.

  3. 3.

    Genius! I think I pulled a muscle from laughing!

  4. 4.

    Way to upstage me, Kiskilli:) Those are hilarious.

  5. 5.

    Epic.

  6. 6.

    *begins slow clap*

  7. 7.

    Chuckling Out Loud.

  8. 8.

    ba-da-BUMP!

  9. 9.

    Q: Which came first, the patriarchal chicken or the feminist egg?
    A: Pray harder and go to Relief Society and these questions will go away.

  10. 10.

    HA! Wow. Just wow.
    Also, crazywomancreek, that was awesome.

  11. 11.

    I echo Steve Evans.

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