Zelophehad’s Daughters

Chicken Patriarch Soup for the Soul

Posted by Kiskilili

Why did the Chicken Patriarch cross the road?

To get to the other preside.


What did the Chicken Patriarch say to Chicken Little when the sky fell?

Felix culpa.


How did the Chicken Patriarch continue running around after it lost its head?

Its body was controlled by its neck, since the neck controls the head.


Chicken Cordon Patriarchy:

Take one chicken patriarch.  Pluck.  Remove head from gluteus maximus; discard.  Cook till tender and enjoy.  (There’s no need to stuff, as this bird comes prestuffed with baloney.)

11 Responses to “Chicken Patriarch Soup for the Soul”

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    (Esp. #1)

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    Most awesomest thing ever.

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    Genius! I think I pulled a muscle from laughing!

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    Way to upstage me, Kiskilli:) Those are hilarious.

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    *begins slow clap*

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    Chuckling Out Loud.

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    Q: Which came first, the patriarchal chicken or the feminist egg?
    A: Pray harder and go to Relief Society and these questions will go away.

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    HA! Wow. Just wow.
    Also, crazywomancreek, that was awesome.

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    I echo Steve Evans.

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