Zelophehad’s Daughters

Chicken Patriarch Soup for the Soul

Posted by Kiskilili

Why did the Chicken Patriarch cross the road?

To get to the other preside.

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What did the Chicken Patriarch say to Chicken Little when the sky fell?

Felix culpa.

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How did the Chicken Patriarch continue running around after it lost its head?

Its body was controlled by its neck, since the neck controls the head.

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Chicken Cordon Patriarchy:

Take one chicken patriarch.  Pluck.  Remove head from gluteus maximus; discard.  Cook till tender and enjoy.  (There’s no need to stuff, as this bird comes prestuffed with baloney.)

11 Responses to “Chicken Patriarch Soup for the Soul”

  1. 1.
    MoHoHawaii, on November 7th, 2010 at 8:25 pm said:

    ROFLMAO!!!!

    (Esp. #1)

  2. 2.
    Steve Evans, on November 7th, 2010 at 8:55 pm said:

    Most awesomest thing ever.

  3. 3.
    idahospud, on November 7th, 2010 at 9:52 pm said:

    Genius! I think I pulled a muscle from laughing!

  4. 4.
    Petra, on November 7th, 2010 at 10:01 pm said:

    Way to upstage me, Kiskilli:) Those are hilarious.

  5. 5.
    Brad, on November 7th, 2010 at 10:23 pm said:

    Epic.

  6. 6.
    Andrew S., on November 7th, 2010 at 11:23 pm said:

    *begins slow clap*

  7. 7.
    Rebecca J, on November 8th, 2010 at 9:16 am said:

    Chuckling Out Loud.

  8. 8.
    Kevin Barney, on November 8th, 2010 at 12:00 pm said:

    ba-da-BUMP!

  9. 9.
    crazywomancreek, on November 8th, 2010 at 2:06 pm said:

    Q: Which came first, the patriarchal chicken or the feminist egg?
    A: Pray harder and go to Relief Society and these questions will go away.

  10. 10.
    Amy, on November 9th, 2010 at 5:10 pm said:

    HA! Wow. Just wow.
    Also, crazywomancreek, that was awesome.

  11. 11.
    Janet, on November 28th, 2010 at 12:58 am said:

    I echo Steve Evans.

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